Desparate Measures!!

The following is an original letter, typed, printed, signed, sealed and handed over to a my firend's girl friend.

Viswa
Consultant,
DaimlerChrysler Research and Technology India
137, Infantry Road
Bangalore 560001

19th July 2005

Dear Ms S.R,

(Sub: A cry for help)

This is to bring to your notice, the acute torture me and my friends are being subjected to. The source of this nuisance is none other than our beloved Mr S K G. Unlike the way he was during the previous eight years that I have had spent with him, his sense of humor has taken a sudden twist and has plummeted to deplorable low. Probably the kind girls may be regaled with. “Unthaangable” is the only word to describe it aptly. To make things worse, it is also extremely contagious, crippling the otherwise good conversations.

Beyond this, there are the usual stuff like ‘OTMP’ and the signature incessant laughter. His laughter has given our house owner an impression that we bring some girls home. More often than not, in your absence, he tends to display total insanity like “praanding.. kadichivechifying” etc.

Hence I and my friends plead you to hold him with you as long as possible. Do not give him free time. Engage him with household grocery buying, garbage dumping activities. For Christ’s sake, please help us. Please prevent our physical, financial damage and mental torture. Unkakku puniyama poogum.

Thanking you

One of the victims


Viswa

PS: following are the names of other victims and their collective cry for mercy. Hope this helps you understand the gravity of the situation.


Disclaimer: Due to the constraints on time and distance, a sub group of the affected lot has raised this petition. The number is subjected to increase in due course.

We hereby agree to the contents stated in the letter and expect your fullest cooperation.





Ramanathan Krishnan





Shemeer Babu





Anush Santhanam





Prasanna S.P





Mukund Narayan.





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